yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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