How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I have feelings that need drinking.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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