Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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