So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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