I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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