what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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