you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Pooping to opera.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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