Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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