I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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