Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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