im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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