Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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