in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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