Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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