you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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