he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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