i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I FOUND THE LEGS
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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