He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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