question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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