It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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