So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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