I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Michael Bay diarrhea
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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