my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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