Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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