I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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