Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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