Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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