Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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