I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it glows. i had to have it.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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