it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
