I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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