Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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