Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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