how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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