Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
