Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
