I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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