I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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