grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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