Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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