do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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