so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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