Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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