Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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