I wanna bring you to show and tell
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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