I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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