After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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