Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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