she was so not down for the gang bang
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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