its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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