Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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