this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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