the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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