Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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