It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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